The One Man Circus
June 3, The Great American Suck Off Races!
America is known for its great racing events: The Kentucky Derby, The Indy 500, Daytona 500 come to mind immediately. But now perhaps the most important race in American sporting history shall take place June 3, 2009 in beautiful sunny Van Nuys, California starting at nine am. Two women will battle to stake their claim as the greatest American cocksucker in history. Two whores shall enter SUCKADOME and only one will emerge victorious.
Each woman will have 30 minutes to drain as many cocks as they can only use only their mouth and hands. The women will split all of the men who show up into two teams. Each woman will than have to get her team of men off in record time.
The young upstart challenger 18 year old Tara Lynn Foxx said, “I am going to win the Great American Suck Off Race not only because I am Tara Lynn Foxx but with these big ol’ juicy lips I can deep throat like its going out of style.”
The reigning blow bang champion and internationally known fuck pig, Extreme Chelsie Rae scoffs at her young upstart challenger. “I have sucked down more sperm in a night than this young hussy has in her lifetime. I am going to prove to all these mopes that I am best god damn cock sucker on the planet.”
Director Jim Powers, the most notorious man in the history of porn, said this about the event, “For years I have felt that Bukkake represented Americana and brotherhood at its finest but now with the Suck Off Races, I see new horizons opening up before my eyes. It’s every bukkake boys dream come true, real life women will be sucking their cock willingly, without them paying for it. This is the natural evolution of porn into a new era of acceptance and possible Olympic involvement.”
The Great American Suck Off Races will be distributed by JM Productions and available at www.jerkoffzone. Men interested in being part of this epic adventure call 818 709 4452, or email firstname.lastname@example.org.
thats awesome, great idea!
What? no pics? Come on Dan this just isn't like you lol
Originally Posted by Ben Stein
The One Man Circus
That is some pretty nice idea.Im sure that mens will enjoy there.