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    Default Would you live on Hooker Alley ?

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    Hey folks - Just a semi quickie sorry . .

    Went to see a new appartment today
    as I gotta haul & move house next week . . bla bla

    I meet this real estate guy at the exact address
    he gave me on the phone . . turns out its one of the
    nastiest hooker back alleys in town . .

    The appartment is okay, but my new neighbor would be a 50 something
    Zsa Zsa Gabor clone who already calls me 'my sweetie' and does oral for 20
    I had to wait outside for 10 minutes for the real estate dude to show, just
    trying to give that "I aint here for a Ho' " look !

    Bottom line is . . I need a place BUT . . I might need a break from the sleaze
    if you catch my drift ? . . The red lights from the lanterns were literally shining
    through the main window onto the wall . . old guys in raincoats were looking
    through the window with scrunched up faces etc etc

    I just know that the freaks come out at night . . It really is a funny as fuck street,
    there is literally NOTHING other than Hookers in windows and . . this apartment !
    I almost feel like moving in just to freak out my visitors . . I mean right opposite
    is this big African chick with cross eyes and a big dildo in her hand – it’s surreal.

    Anyway,

    1) Would YOU live on a hooker alley as a twisted kinda “life study”
    Just for the hell of it in a “live fast die young” type fashion ?

    2) Would YOU avoid anything to do with Pimps/Hookers and Junkies
    and just head for the green and mediocre pastures of The Burbs ?


    Discuss if you can be bothered – thanks

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    good for content maybe.... dependsonhow long the lease was for... it might be fun for a while.... till I got borde with playing with them.

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    They aint keen on cameras in those alleys . . if you take pics you are never
    more than 10 feet from a pimp or a Policeman . . I worry that the chicks I shoot
    will not wanna come down my street !

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    I would be on my way to the 'burbs but that's just me..lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kleenexxx
    They aint keen on cameras in those alleys . . if you take pics you are never
    more than 10 feet from a pimp or a Policeman . . I worry that the chicks I shoot
    will not wanna come down my street !
    YEAH, THE PIMPS MAY STEAL THEM AWAY FROM YOU ...OR WORSE, MAKE YOU PAY A ROAYLTY FEE FOR DOING BUSINESS ON HIS TURF lol

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    friggin caps locks... sorry

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrudeCa$h
    friggin caps locks... sorry
    Hey you don't fool me - lol
    You're just trying to get your numbers up b4 you hit The Strip

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    when I lived in Venice beach, I lived onwestminister and speedway, 1/2 block to the sand.... had all kinda of people in my alley, homeless, weekend partiers... it was great for a while.... use to catch people smoking weed on the fire escape (tourists), told them, either share or leave... .met some pretty cool people that way.....

    How old are you? If you are young enough... gofor it, it will be one of those growing experiences your parents always told you about. Do a 6 month lease... that way you are not stuck... except for the hassle of moving again if you don't like it.

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    How old are you? If you are young enough
    LOL . . I shoot DP
    for fun and I am of legal drinking age TWICE OVER - hehe

    Maybe I will fit right in ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kleenexxx
    LOL . . I shoot DP
    for fun and I am of legal drinking age TWICE OVER - hehe

    Maybe I will fit right in ?
    LOL... sorry, I only know most of you from here, have not met a lot of you in person yet.....


    I know I lived in somee harry neighborhoods over my lifetime, glad I did, I have leared a lot from that. Venice was not bad, Hollywood on the other hand was fucking nuts.

    I lived by capitol records, not the best neighborhood.... least not back then. I would go to the corner store and get asked.. "Hey, watchya need?" meaning drugs.... LOL... I said none... I get backl, then whatcha doin here then white boy.... NICE!

    About a week later, I hear BANG!, BANG! around 2 am, look out my window, there is a guy shooting a shotgun into the apt complex across the street... I call the cops... 45 min to get there.

    My apt manager had 15 people living in a 1 bedroom apt...

    Yeah, I lived in some strange areas.

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    2 words hell no

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    Quote Originally Posted by nick3131
    2 words hell no
    Short and sweet . . to be honest thats what i was hoping to hear !

    Looking for reasons NOT cos I already know the resons FOR

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    off to the burbs!!!
    I have no signature.... Yet!

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    Quote Originally Posted by nick3131
    2 words hell no
    Thats 3 words and a number

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    Sounds ok to me, fuck you bitchin bout whore and pimps all the while you're an internet pimp yourself...lol

    Depends if ya like the joint, and the moneys right.

    Love though how someone in online porn can look down on someone who has to live porn for a livin...lol

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    if i was single i would go for it.

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    i wouldn't man, those types of places bring out the worst in you every day...depends how much you can take before you snap. some places i've seen they string the cable up 15ft off the ground so the hookers aren't stealing the end pieces for pipes.

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    and you shouldn't be fucking with a fella's internet

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    Quote Originally Posted by meatpounder
    Sounds ok to me, fuck you bitchin bout whore and pimps all the while you're an internet pimp yourself...lol

    Depends if ya like the joint, and the moneys right.

    Love though how someone in online porn can look down on someone who has to live porn for a livin...lol
    You see mate . . I am not looking down on the hookers . . I am worried
    more about the customers causing the problems . . some of my best friends
    are / were hookers . . Yes I shoot porn . . but I ain't got a problem
    with working girls, I have looked after a couple in the past

    I lived in Amsterdam redlight area for 5 years buddy, just not down
    this particular notorious hooker alleyway yet . . hence the thread

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    depends.. its kinda like Brad having a taco bell right by his house.. it makes for a great pit stop on the way home after a long night.. only your convenience would be less fattening !!!

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