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    Thumbs up i can almost stick my cock up my own ass

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    this new skill raises many serious questions . .

    namely:

    does that make me cool ?

    is it healthy ?

    hours of free harmless bumfun ? . . or the beginning of the end ?

    do i still need to get married ? . . will i still have time for women now ?


    anyone (apart from Shok) ever fucked their own asshole before ?

    fess up now & help this stretchy scrotumed brotha out b4 it's too late


    thanks in advance

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    How does it bend like that? How much penetration can you get? Can't be very rythmic fucking lol
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    not fully erect . . that would hurt

    just a kinda half wood - post popshot sausage

    i'd be lying if i said i felt particularly penetrated

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    sodomizedmyself.com is still available

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    the day i post pics of myself fucking myself in the ass

    will be the day Mr Glock meets Mr Brain

    LC could be interested though

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kleenexxx View Post
    the day i post pics of myself fucking myself in the ass

    will be the day Mr Glock meets Mr Brain

    LC could be interested though
    lol... yea, I could see something like that being LC's next pathetic stunt...

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    i remember some guy had a hilarious "self fellatio site"

    hazard a guess at www.self-fellatio.com or similar

    edit . . haha yeah !


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    DO NOT EVER .. EVER.. POST ANOTHER THREAD LIKE THIS WITHOUT PICTURES!!!


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    hmm time for a webcam...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kleenexxx View Post
    i remember some guy had a hilarious "self fellatio site"

    hazard a guess at www.self-fellatio.com or similar

    edit . . haha yeah !

    lmao...

    I remember seeing that site before...

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    can u suck your own cock ?
    you never know, you might be multi talented

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    ummm ...

    THREAD CLOSED!

    lol
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    Congrats to all the winners.

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    I havn't tried this, but i just had a good hard think about it...

    Surely your balls must get in the way??

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    I've talked it over with the guys in the office, i think it's just doable, they don't! So i'll be heading home tonight to put this theory to the test.

    Any advice or tips from people who have previously succeeded in putting their own dick in their own ass?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juicy George View Post

    Any advice or tips from people who have previously succeeded in putting their own dick in their own ass?
    Set the auto timer on your camera or shoot some video because whatever results you post will be useless without pics or video
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    : lmfao @ this thread....fucking classic Kxxx
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    Quote Originally Posted by J$TYLE$ View Post
    Set the auto timer on your camera or shoot some video because whatever results you post will be useless without pics or video
    what he said

    takes the heat off me to find pics for Happypeekers


    my nuts are sore today from the overstretch btw

    really don't try this at home kids

    it's not cool . . i just decided

    i feel violated

    by myself

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    Only almost?

    Let down thread of the year!

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    hahaha.. how the hell did this come up in the thought process?

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